Why No One Should Ever Own Two Dogs Simultaneously

March 5, 2008

     I’m restraining my small dog, Chewy right now. I have to hold her because she’s ready to attack the old dog, Willie.  Willie is by the front door, chowing down on her throw-up and she’s pissed. 
     I don’t quite see the logic here . . .
     But I don’t want to know the number of bacteria on his tongue right now.